"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

Colorado Plus Brewery in Wheat Ridge - 56 Beers

- Benjamin Franklin never actually said this. In truth, while he was working as a printer in London, he took notice that his fellow printers would"slosh around quite a bit" and always had money problems. He advised his colleagues to "give up the cursed beverage, beer." Easy there, Ben. His birthday should still be a national holiday.  Thanks to Candace Flemming's fine book, "Ben Franklin's Almanac, Being a True Account of the Good Gentleman's Life" for ruining an otherwise great quote.  I included this quote because it came pre-loaded (aren't we all) on the Website Builder software.